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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man is horribly run over by a mobile library. The van screeches to a halt, the man still screaming in agony with his limbs torn apart. The driver's door opens, a woman steps out, leans down and whispers, "Ssshhhhh..."
ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
ㅤ* Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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