Hello, holla, guten tag, ahoj, bonjour, γειά σου, 您好.

I am going to do just what steam is telling me to do and brag about how awsome I am and that I really like cookies. No honestly I REALLY like cookies :P best biscuit ever. I like Cats (best animal on the planet even if they can be lazy as hell), I love to chill and relax, play games etc chat and listen.


Once when I was a small child I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me to this day.

Batman: Arkham City: personal GOTY

I am on steam less than I used to be but that still dont mean everyone cant have a good time. I will be mainly in Mass Effect 3: Saviours of Earth chat. Seriously best group in steam great people and good to all chat with and game check it out if you havent allready.

If you ever find me on Xboxlive in a Call of Duty (I never play this crap anymore, BF3 is where it's at) game then I maybe intentionally winding people up with Duke Nukem soundboards or just generally being that nut running round the map. My main multiplayer game is BF3 so just message me (golliwoza) if you wanna game 360 btw this pc is (no longer!!!) ♥♥♥♥♥.

Well have fun people and if you want to add me then do it I most likely accept. Have fun!!!

Cant wait for:
Titanfall
Evil Within

30/01/2019

"wow I am hilariously out of date, as you can guess I do not come here often"


My favourite series:
Batman: Arkham series
Mass effect
Halo
Resident Evil
Gears of war
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Bioshock
Silent Hill
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favourite gaming quotes:
Im too pretty to die!!
The cake is a lie.
Shephard?
WTF is this some kinda martian sex machine?
Hail to the king baby.
Im Batman.
And a very long list to go on and on....

Urban Dictionary has a great definition for Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

R.I.P Tigger I wont forget you. 4/5/2002 - 5/4/2012