Hello Allan. Are you looking for these? [He takes out the paperclip box.] It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant! For you see I, the landlord, was the MASTERMIND the ENTIRE TIME! Every single thing that’s happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by ME and my INSANE mind! Yes, all delicately coordinated beforehand using paid actors and animatronics. Yes, all me! The whole thing cost me 750,000 dollars and over 8 months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands. To make one simple request… I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2?