easter money $$$$$$$

-rep Another year of Easter money coming in. He's on the road to a million (definitely not jealous)

Easters coming, you know what the means, extra cash to spend on bundy

Gets money for mother's day -rep

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bhopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a recurring issue, and I'm not sure why you have such under developed social skills that you think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed or give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but I have to inform you it’s going to be enforced as a rule from now on.