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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 9:08am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2018 @ 7:50pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2018 @ 1:59pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 10:27pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 10:14am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 9:09am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 9:06pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 6:38pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 2:56pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 11:13am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 10:43am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 8:17pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2018 @ 10:55am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2018 @ 7:51pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2018 @ 1:11pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2018 @ 3:13pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 9:33am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 8:30pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 8:26pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 5:19pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 5:41pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 5:18pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2018 @ 1:29pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 6:32pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 1 May, 2019 @ 9:43pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 5:56pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 11:49pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 22 May, 2021 @ 5:33pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 7:11pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 4:12pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 11:41pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 10:57pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!