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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:25pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:56am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:15am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:47am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:03pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:34pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:25am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:18am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:16am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:46am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:57pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:56am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:01am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:26am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:48am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:14pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:54pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:41pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:50pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:40am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:48am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:23pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:19pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:56am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:47am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:50am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:36pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:48pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:42pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:01pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:54pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:31pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:45pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:59am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:13pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:49am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:13am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:00am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:36pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:52pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:53pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:43pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:03am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:41am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:16am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:02pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:01am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:15am



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked