𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑....


Please do not add me if your are a really obvious fake profile, it wastes both of our time.

Trade link: https://steamproxy.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=844443194&token=Uf6aHmrm
backpack.tf: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198804708922
Feel free to make an offer on most of my items, happy to look at most trade offers

Basic Info if you are interested in this stuff
Age: 18-25
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Goblinish
Blood type: O+
Languages spoken: Sumerian (native), English, Corsican, and Afrikaans
Net Worth: whatever my skins and hats are worth + 500 euros of crumpled up bills + a catalytic Converter that fell off a truck + 2,000 shares in China National Offshore Oil Corporation
Most Eaten Food: Sardines in Olive Oil
Favorite Bird: American Wigeon
Total Fish: 331 merc grade holy mackerels (tragically sold off to pay for my csgo case addiction)
Most Listened to Musician: Action Bronson
Favorite Subreddit: r/popperpigs
Current Occupation: Driving/Swimming Instructor at the Ted Kennedy Automotive Academy
UCLA Application: Waitlisted
Most Beers drank in a single night: 1 homosexual tall boy IPA and 13 cans of natty light
Least Favorite Politician: Robert Alphonso Taft III
Gamepigeon Word Hunt Wins: 750+
Religion: Wesleyan Methodist Church of Australia
Weight: 129kg (bulking season)
Favorite NBA Player: Pat Spencer
Worst Crime Committed: Defrauding an Eswatini government official of ZAR150,000 via pig butchering scams
Google Maps Local Guide Level: 7
Height: short, but I swear I am not that short

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