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Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes. Also Rainbow said vou were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it be of their anxiety ..., idk dude I just wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it :/|/ I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic

When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈💸, my ♥♥♥♥ goes too 🍆⬆️😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬 makes me hard 🦴💦. All the countries 🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🦠 so the money 💰💵💸 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy ♥♥♥♥ ✂️🍆🩸 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😸. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡️🐻 and make 🤌🏼 more money 💰💵💸 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍾 and eat your ass 👅🍑.

lil bro needs to go back to valorant

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Dudes a lil fruity so what. People been saying that forever. Atleast he embraces his feminine side ( which every well functioning and acquainted human has ). If it makes you feel some type of way that drake paints his nails or does “ gay ♥♥♥♥ “ remember It sounds like you’re insecure in your sexuality in manhood when you try incredibly hard asf to put another man down. Drake has had sex with more attractive woman than you’ve probably ever seen in your life so keep that stupid ♥♥♥♥ to yourself

You are somehow the most arrogant but pathetic person i know Its impressive Its also very sad that the only reason anyone would hang out with you is because they feel sympathy for how useless and lonely you are Thats the only reason you ever hang out with us Your parents had to adopt 2 kids just so they could have someone to actually love

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The chinese must be purged from the Earth

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

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We do not wear our maturity on our beards. - Chau

Believe the hype 🦅🦅

penistattoo11 Jan 27, 2022 @ 7:47am
Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. ... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud.

+rep I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy dad

WARNING you smell theres a kid named ben jacking off he hit he's weenie with a spoon now he left note then a guy read it it said 1973 my left left wife left and took my basement man then man turns around and die so send this to 1 person or on tues day 4:19 he will come in to your room and pee on you and do fortnite dances

Joey please pin me!....against a filthy truckstop toilet wall and force your huge throbbing chalupa into my puckering chocolate freckle 😣🍆💦

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Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

they cant understand me, im talking hieroglyphics

My Dad gave me chlamydia

gob‎ : you are chimp
Ⓑ gob‎ : hahha
Ⓑ gob‎ : monkey brain

I had a Vietnamese roommate in college. One time someone mentioned apples and my roommate said he could rip them in half. We all called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and so he did it to shut us up. It was pretty cool. But then he claimed that "All Vietnamese people can do it." That didn't sound right.

So now whenever I meet a new Vietnamese person, I ask (in as polite and not creepy and not racist a way as I can) if they can rip an apple in half, and I'll be damned if every person I've ever asked goes "Yeah, sure!" Also, most of them follow up with "...all Vietnamese people can rip apples in half."

Then I always ask if that's just how people in Vietnam eat apples, and they always say "No, we just eat them the normal way, but all Vietnamese people can rip them in half if they want to."

Aww 👀, mustard! Come on man ,🤚 now don't ❌put no mustard on that , you need to put a little season🧂 on that thing! WHAT⁉️Man come on 🤦‍♂️get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! 🧍🏼‍♂️ Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, 🚮 that's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this👨🏼‍🦯 no more!
Oh, what happened ❓ oh. 🤨 GOD! OH MY GOD! 👼 🎵 BOY WHY YOU PUTTING THAT PEPPER ON THERE😡❗️?TAKE THAT OFF OF THERE. GET THE PEPPER OFF! ACHA!!

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where are you going, you're lost, dollar tree Headset, so free, freer than a public restroom, you're literally dog water, 0 PR, earnings check, oh wait you have noneMessage #general

Sumerian aliens building ziggurats and interbreeding with the human natives

Wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur

Sumerian aliens building ziggurats and interbreeding with the human natives

Fiwst thing's fiwst aftew I wock the doow behind me. I stwip down compwetewy naked and swap my ♥♥♥♥ awound in the miwwow to pwump up. I don't want the toiwet to think my ♥♥♥♥ is smaww. Then I scweam a wong, sustained, viscewaw, guttuwaw scweam. The kind of scweam that immediatewy dwaws the concewn of anyone who heaws, but wuckiwy I do my pooping aww awone and onwy at home. Then I tuwn my attention to the toiwet, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toiwet. I yeww at it, bewate it, insuwt it. I wet that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ know how wowwy I think about it, and by then, my tuwd is at heaven's gate. I tuwn my ass towawds that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toiwet and fwex my butt cheeks as tightwy as I can. Sometimes this extwudes a spaghetti thin tuwd fwom my ass, sometimes it doesn't, but that's neithew hewe now thewe.

Fiwst thing's fiwst aftew I wock the doow behind me. I stwip down compwetewy naked and swap my ♥♥♥♥ awound in the miwwow to pwump up. I don't want the toiwet to think my ♥♥♥♥ is smaww. Then I scweam a wong, sustained, viscewaw, guttuwaw scweam. The kind of scweam that immediatewy dwaws the concewn of anyone who heaws, but wuckiwy I do my pooping aww awone and onwy at home. Then I tuwn my attention to the toiwet, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toiwet. I yeww at it, bewate it, insuwt it. I wet that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ know how wowwy I think about it, and by then, my tuwd is at heaven's gate. I tuwn my ass towawds that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toiwet and fwex my butt cheeks as tightwy as I can. Sometimes this extwudes a spaghetti thin tuwd fwom my ass, sometimes it doesn't, but that's neithew hewe now thewe.

Wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur

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I had a Vietnamese roommate in college. One time someone mentioned apples and my roommate said he could rip them in half. We all called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and so he did it to shut us up. It was pretty cool. But then he claimed that "All Vietnamese people can do it." That didn't sound right.

So now whenever I meet a new Vietnamese person, I ask (in as polite and not creepy and not racist a way as I can) if they can rip an apple in half, and I'll be damned if every person I've ever asked goes "Yeah, sure!" Also, most of them follow up with "...all Vietnamese people can rip apples in half."

Then I always ask if that's just how people in Vietnam eat apples, and they always say "No, we just eat them the normal way, but all Vietnamese people can rip them in half if they want to."

cute girl with an ass literally as large as a minivan gets on the train youre on
oh phew i got that last seat tee hee
begins to sit down right where you ar, enveloping your entire body in her ass crack
right after she sits down you hear a loud rumbling sound
oh no, that sextuple bean burrito isnt agreeing with me
the loudest fart in the world comes ripping out of her ass and directly down your nostrils and throat
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
ahh that felt good
rumbling starts again
oh no...
an even louder fart makes its way out of her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and into your respiratory system
excuse me, hehehe
the train suddenly comes to a stop, and the conductor says over the intercom that damage in the tracks have been found
the entire time, the girl sitting on you is ripping farts at an ever increasing rate

cute girl with an ass literally as large as a minivan gets on the train youre on
oh phew i got that last seat tee hee
begins to sit down right where you ar, enveloping your entire body in her ass crack
right after she sits down you hear a loud rumbling sound
oh no, that sextuple bean burrito isnt agreeing with me
the loudest fart in the world comes ripping out of her ass and directly down your nostrils and throat
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
ahh that felt good
rumbling starts again
oh no...
an even louder fart makes its way out of her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and into your respiratory system
excuse me, hehehe
the train suddenly comes to a stop, and the conductor says over the intercom that damage in the tracks have been found
the entire time, the girl sitting on you is ripping farts at an ever increasing rate

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I don't know who you are, but my 26 year old son uses this site. He has autism, and I don't appreciate people who use such vulgar language like yourself.

If you could please delete your entire account it would be very much appreciated

: ) thanks

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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥ing words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto?