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col13 enjoyer 2018 年 3 月 20 日 上午 1:37 
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4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
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col13 enjoyer 2017 年 3 月 2 日 下午 6:13 
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col13 enjoyer 2017 年 2 月 20 日 上午 5:24 
According to all known laws of movement,
there is no way a Chairman Lmao should be able to move.
Its fingers are too fragile to get its fat little body off the ground.
The Chairman Lmao, of course, moves anyway
because Chairman Lmao don't care what humans think is impossible. Rather he prefers to have the movement of an 86 year old with cerebral palsy.
col13 enjoyer 2017 年 2 月 20 日 上午 5:23 
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col13 enjoyer 2017 年 1 月 19 日 上午 2:30 
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col13 enjoyer 2017 年 1 月 19 日 上午 2:30 
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Chairman Lmao 2016 年 11 月 18 日 上午 3:43 
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col13 enjoyer 2016 年 11 月 17 日 上午 8:06 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool suicide simulator with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
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col13 enjoyer 2016 年 10 月 17 日 上午 6:01 
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skyheat: they dont ask no questions
Chairman Lmao: i do
col13 enjoyer 2016 年 9 月 12 日 上午 6:42 
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Chairman Lmao 2016 年 9 月 12 日 上午 6:22 
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col13 enjoyer 2016 年 9 月 10 日 上午 7:01 
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-rep gets 1 kill in retake
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