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310.9 hrs on record
Do not buy this game. Krafton is a shady, greedy company and I've hardly played since they became the publisher of this game, even before knowing about them completely. Its an uncanny valley sort of disgust I've had for it. They are stealing millions from the devs of subnautica by delaying sub 2 to 2026, and putting it towards replacing most of their work force with AI. I loved dinkum for a long time but its not worth supporting Krafton.. Good luck James, you should make a different game and quit updating this one. By continuing development of this game, you are contributing to accelerating the creation of AI satan, so congrats. I'm sure with all the millions Krafton is spending on chips, that most of the recent overwhelming reviews for this game are botted now, especially considering the amount of awards from real humans on negative reviews.
Posted 6 December, 2025.
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167.9 hrs on record (165.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absolutely amazing gameplay loop. Hoping for the best for this game. Plenty of bugs to go around but they are usually funny. Cartel update has significantly expanded the scope and progression of the game.
Posted 26 November, 2025.
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6.1 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
lmk when scrapbox is free. also had to delete the fallout76 folder in appdata local before it would stop freezing on the beginning load screen classic bethesda
Posted 6 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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19.3 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love grid inventory systems. The art style is extremely queer, however the gameplay is extremely addictive and fun.
Posted 18 March, 2024.
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634.6 hrs on record (629.4 hrs at review time)
Monkey
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.7 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
(0.1.8 review) I bought this game year ago, and it was hardly fun at all, as the gameplay was completely jank.
Don't listen to the first negative review on this game, that guy is an idiot. The rebuild of the game actually makes this game way more viable then it was before, the overhaul makes the game-play 100% better in comparison to the old engine. The game has a fraction of the content but it is still more fun to play then before simply because of how grand this Game Engine overhaul is. I will not be reverting to older versions. Food is slightly scarce especially because you cannot cook yet on 0.1.8 and there are only apples/raw meat. Theres plenty of guns to mess around with still, but there are only 1 zombie model for each gender.
Posted 2 November, 2023. Last edited 2 November, 2023.
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660.3 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
Extremely excellent pixel art making tool. Any issue experienced in tradition image manipulation software with pixel art is rectified, tools are based solely around pixel art making, hotkeys are intuitive and similar to photoshop.
TLDR: IF YOU MAKE PIXEL ART BUY IMMEDIATELY
Posted 1 April, 2023.
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35.9 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Improves on the previous games features in so many ways. The wait was well worth it, if you liked Salt, you'll LOVE Salt 2.
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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74.0 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
This game is AWESOME!
Posted 19 November, 2021.
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21.7 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Bean Battles is an excellent game. Bean battles has only 3 maps, but each has a great layout. The weapons are excellently crafted, creating a fun balance, although the weapon balance is often frustrating. The cosmetics are spectacular in design, and I almost can't decide which is best. 10/10 game. Have gifted it to at least 3 people, because of the great price.
Posted 16 April, 2020.
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