Kid- "hey mom, hey dad"
Dad- "hey"
K- "i just got home from school"
Mom- "okay"
D- "we can see that"
K- "you guys won't believe the kind of awesome day i had at school today. So let's just jump into it. Number 5, Pizza for lunch"

Reference-
https://ifunny.co/fun/WuDEIp2t5?s=cl