as of today, you have just over 13 hours played on hades, almost double that on Goat Simulator, and 300+ hours on PUBG. I realize if you had the time to spend for yourself, the distributions would be different, so I'll allow for some defense of these statistics as they stand. However, my main issue is the close to 370 hours that I'm seeing spent on total toilet trash games. Think of how many hanzo kills or deaths honors you could have under your belt. If you're going to tell me that you* wouldn't find hanzo to be as entertaining as all of the aforementioned titles combined, I'd seriously consider your life and how you got there.

I just wanted to let you know I opened up the shortcut to the boss from the bonfire for you.

man playing video games is so 1990s, bite me

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you are somehow simultaneously the worst and luckiest player i've seen in my entire life, and i've seen some absolutely autistic players in my time. i don't get why csgo is so easy for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you, but it's really depressing.

I miss yo face.