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168 people found this review helpful
31 people found this review funny
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99.0 hrs on record (71.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The only game with official dev-endorsed buttplug support.

Responds when taking damage. 10/10 would recommend

R e q u i r e d h a r d w a r e f o r p r o p e r P - 2 e x p e r i e n c e.
Posted 20 March, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
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1.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
i need to hire an excavator to remove the panic ♥♥♥♥ from between my ass cheeks
Posted 15 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.7 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Masterpiece.
Posted 7 June, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
150.8 hrs on record (75.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 21 April, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
213.9 hrs on record (91.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 8 March, 2022. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
very funni, nice fast
Posted 2 May, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
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2,688.9 hrs on record (619.7 hrs at review time)
N O T A R G E T

N̴̡͇̊ ̸̧́Ỏ̴͖ ̶͇͒͛T̸̲̀ͅ ̴̟͗A̷̢̗̚ ̵̜̹͆R̶͓̽ ̶̼̓͝G̵̟̊̈́ ̵͔͒͊E̸͎͒̋ ̵͓̽͘Ť̴̥


Ņ̸̻̥̖̳̿͂́ ̶̢̛̟́̔̓ͅǪ̵͚͇̈͋̉̂͒ ̴̀̅̈̀͜͠T̵̯̭̟͕̟̥͓͂́̏͆ ̵̰̒̅͒̑Ą̵̣̙̞͒͝͝ ̶̹̩͚̜͖̙̓̄͆͆R̷̘̳̲̳͉̆̇̿̈́̆͌͘ ̷̧̨̢̥̣͈̼̀̌͜͝G̵͓̩̗̩̀̿͐͘ ̷͇̣͔͔͎͐͋̔̆̑É̵̡̙̩̱͇̯͇̈́͋͜͠ ̸̯̜̬̜͈̩͇̍́̿̍̏͑͊T̵̨̢͙̹͍̠̠̈̍̑̋̚͝





Ṇ̷̨̢͓̰̥͔͙̠̼̘̪͉̜̟̮͋́̄̋͋̈́̉͌͗̏̀̿̒̉̚̚̚ͅ ̸̥̖̥̹͗̂̽͐̄̂͌̊̏͆̉́̄̾̈̈̐̿̃̚͠͝Ọ̸̡̨̡̩̦̙͍̙̖̣̯̖̟͎̓͂̉̐̇͊̀̾́̊̿̔̏́͐͆̿̒͌̒̎̚̚͝ ̶̡̛͚̙̦̖̫̤̦̼̩̺̦͙̙̝̠̝͙̦͉̯̋̽̓͂͊͒͒͒̐̀̏͘͝͝T̸̡̙͔̹̙̱̘̺̖̥̦̣̞̰͔̙́̍̓̌͗͛͘̚ ̸̢̨̛̠̖͔̼͖͈͓̼̟̲̹̠̙̙̦̄͂́͒̽̆̿̄̽̆͠͠ͅͅĄ̶̪̩̞̤̪̭͚̟͍̖͓̻͒̀̈͆̈̌̈́̄̉̑̀̀̈́̔̽͊̀̓̈́̕͜͝͝ ̷̣̝͉̥̝̭̒̏̀̉̃͊̂̚͜R̶̟͚͇̩̫̰̦͉̄͗̑̋͆̾̒́̎̅́͛̔́͐͑̒͌͛͘̕͠͝ ̸̨͚͍͇͔̟͇́̓͒̿̈́̈́̋͠G̴̨̪̭̲͔̘̙̓͗̎̓̓̄̒̒͊̆̎̎̅̕̕ ̴̨̡̪̗̟̼̣̠̤͍̥̺̖͓̟̮̃̌̐̃͋́̐̔͌͛͘̚͝Ę̵̺͈͈̇́͌͐̃̀̚͝ ̸̡̡̤̭͎̱͉̖̫͎̬͎̘̼̫̰̻̗͉̳͔̓̉͋̄̋͌̐̀́̽͛̍͒̀̑̔̈́̎͋̄̚͝ͅT̸̨̛̫̹̪͎̦͔̥̬̪̩̻̳͉̰̼̖̬̗̤̑́̍̆͐̂̃͋̈́̂̒̀͋͘͜͝ͅ
Posted 5 December, 2020. Last edited 5 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
34.8 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
I am very much what you would refer to as a "noob" at this game. That doesn't stop me from loving it in all its simplicity and complexity. Mostly complexity. I would recommend this game to any MMOARPG fan, with a pinch of salt. Perhaps the first thing you will notice is that this game doesn't have a skill tree.... it has a skill forest. Another important thing to note is that the forest only pertains to passive skills; spells and the like are gained through the use of socketed gems which level up over time. You are certain to screw up with your first character, due to the overwhelming complexity of the enormous skill forest. You will almost certainly need to use a guide if you want your first character to turn out well.

The currency system is just as complex, apparently for lore reasons. There are a million different types of orbs, each holding some special attribute which can be used to upgrade or change gear. It is wise to save them up until endgame. To simplify this system, there are two main orb types which are used as a benchmark by which to judge the value of the others: Chaos Orbs and Exalted Orbs. I personally never got much into the trading, but you will have to dive deeper into the currency system if you are serious about creating a truly godly endgame character.

The game mechanics are fresh and smooth, save for lag spikes every now and then. I only noticed this as a byproduct of my own internet slowing down, though I have seen many veteran players claim the servers are to blame. Whether this is true or just them trying to cover up for dying to a boss is unclear.

TLDR: gud gam, but still need my Oni Goroshi sword
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.4 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
I was looking forward to this game so much before it came out – when it did, however, it wasn’t what I expected, and I left, in retrospect, an unfairly harsh review the length of a university thesis. Recently I decided to give the game a second chance, and ended up loving it to the extent I went full completionist on it. In my previous, more negative, review, I had outlined the visual design as being the only thing I liked about the game. I stand by the statement that the art direction and visual design of this game are beautiful, but one of my main problems with the game at launch was that the combat felt sloppy. I’m glad to say that since then it has been greatly refined, to both feel great and be well balanced, keeping you on your toes and punishing you when you make mistakes. It feels rewarding to clear the final stage of the Crucible on Apocalyptic, rather than the flat relief that came of ending an encounter with the combat system as it was at launch.

In regards to collectibles, this is something I feel Darksiders 3 did far better than 1 and especially 2 with its downright silly fetch quests, from the Boatman Coins to the Book of the Dead Pages, and those weird rocks. All of these in Darksiders 2 had a set (and extremely high amount) you had to find in set places, and probably 40 hours of my playtime on Darksiders 2 was spent fumbling around looking for them all. Here, if you miss something it won’t be a headache later as most resources are rather common, and not finite.

In my previous review, I criticised the Hollows system rather stupidly, stating it seemed like the dev’s way of getting around making a skill tree… but that’s not the type of game this is. The Hollows are a set of different types of elemental power you gain throughout the game, there to enhance your combat with extra moves and weapons, but more importantly they serve as core game mechanics to progress through the main areas, side areas, and puzzles. They serve to make exploration of the world more interesting, and encourage the player to backtrack.

Looking back at my old review for this game, I simply don’t know what I was thinking with most of the points I put forth; probably because I wasn’t. It was a gut reaction at the time, not grounded in any rational thought but led by blind impulse. The only problem I really have with the game currently is the persisting performance issues; At my fight with the final boss on my first playthrough, the game would go to “not responding” for a few minutes before finally loading into the fight again. My hardware is not the problem, I have a top of the range PC and the game is installed on an SSD.

My old review is monumentally embarrassing to read over, so to anyone happening to read this, TLDR: give the game a shot. I’m simply stating my opinion on it after giving it a second chance a long time after launch.
Posted 3 April, 2019. Last edited 7 May, 2021.
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10.0 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
The last title in the golden age of classic Quake games, Quake III was a childhood favourite of mine, alongside the previously released Quake II. The fast paced gameplay is perfectly complimented by the vast array of maps, each with their own unique differences in playstyle. For example, while some maps may have you duelling it out in long hallways and winding stairs with precision-reliant Lightning guns, others are completely open, with a sharp drop into nothingness on all sides; a one-shot railgun sits on a distant island.

There are a multitude of characters to choose from, but they are simply cosmetic. The only thing your character choice affects is your hitbox, with the smallest hitbox in the game belonging to a large eyeball on legs.

There is apparently meant to be a CTF gamemode, and possibly others, but I've only been able to set up free-for-all matches. Perhaps I'm just not looking hard enough, but I mainly play this game these days to relax and unwind after sweat sessions on my main game, Rainbow Six Siege. Sometimes absolutely fragging out is just what you need after being wallbanged 9 times in 9 rounds.

This is where I now address the difficulty settings, of which there are five:
I Can Win
Bring It On
Hurt me Plenty
Hardcore
Nightmare
But the only difficulty you need really have turned on is Nightmare, it's not as bad as it sounds. They only gave the AI aimbot, but not walls.

In short, this game is a classic of the FPS genre and one of its founders for what it has become today. I would heavily recommend it to anyone, as well as its previous instalments. Maybe consider getting them in a bundle.
Posted 16 March, 2019.
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