Ai em big bleck ♥♥♥♥ frum Africa, Zimbabwe.
Mai diary:

CHAPTER I
Unce apon a tume ai wus runing in Afracas wild. Bat ai suw sume ♥♥♥♥♥♥, whun they suw me they sturted tu cutch me. I wus tryung tu escupe frum them, but unfartunely they cutch me. Aftur thut they brung me tu their cump and then ryl ♥♥♥♥♥ sturted I suw that they wus prepuring bunefire... I hud nou tume and then I did must inpartent thing af mui lyf! I snaped the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (the une who wus halding me) big bluck ♥♥♥♥ and sturted raning frum them. I munuge tu ran eway frum them. Ufter ull this ♥♥♥♥♥ I border to Europe with imigrunts ship. Nouw I jast kiling sume nubs in CSGO and truing tu prepure for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fait (I will be buck Africa).

CHAPTER II
Ai feund mai neu houme! Uon fermer fruom Zimbabwe let my liv in hes ferm wyt uother enimals. Evryting wus fain, nou i hed lots uf chiks thut i cun ♥♥♥ end soum ♥♥♥♥♥ laik big bulls end couws. Mai fermer wus mai meneger, he hulped my tu bay soum hoes end coco, then wy wus heving gud yvenings. Bat.... une dei.... mai meneger (fermer)... tuld my thut hy gut spunsured bai K F C.... ♥♥♥ ju i said! Ai dunt wunt tu by chuken naget! End frum thut taim wy no more tulking tu ych uther... Nou aim not fyling seif in this furm...

TO BE CONTINUED....