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📕 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🚕
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"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet!
..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly
frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes
Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the
magnitude of it. -- Calvin
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