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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 11:13am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2018 @ 11:45am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 4:41pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2017 @ 4:44pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2019 @ 12:24pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2017 @ 4:28pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 11:33am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 10:33am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 1:17pm

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 10:59am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2018 @ 1:08pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:26pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 10:13pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2019 @ 12:23pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2017 @ 2:18pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 8:58am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2017 @ 8:16pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 6:56pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 8:48am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 4:40pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 3:59pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:35pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 10:51am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 12:15pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 2:24pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 5:03pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 7:07am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 6:21pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 11:35pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 11:18am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:59pm



Pimped!

That really does it.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!