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157.1 hrs on record (154.8 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 9 November.
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271 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
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7.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
an SCP game that feels like the devs care about

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
93.5 hrs on record (93.4 hrs at review time)
God tier game but no ACHIEVEMENTS WATTA ♥♥♥ BEEN LOOKING AT MA HANDSOME CACTUS FOR 90 HOURS!
10/10 for nolifers like me
Posted 10 July, 2023.
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912.6 hrs on record (38.7 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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13.1 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Really good game for both solo and multiplayer really enjoy the game realistic and enjoy the AI's behavior
Posted 30 December, 2022. Last edited 17 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
second ♥♥♥ time my ♥♥♥ data get lost in another ♥♥♥ universe have even reinstalled the game, wiped the ♥♥♥ computer if this game screws up one more time guess who gets a ♥♥♥ mail BOMB!
Posted 5 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
no :)
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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43.4 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 20 November, 2022.
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58.4 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
yes :)
Posted 10 October, 2022.
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1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
no :)
Posted 3 June, 2022.
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