I just wanna apologize to my wife Nancy for uh, the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident. It was stupid, and, I'll never do anything like that again and I love you and I'm very sorry, and I'm very sincere, and dont-please dont make a......a mockery of this. I'm serious. I'm sorry; I'm not tryin to bring the show down, I just wanted to apologize. Thank you. She's very upset. I'm done, Howard.

>FGC legend
>4th place evo winner
>one of the greatest SF2 turbo players ever
>let’s play pioneer (influenced pewdiepie)
>11 year legacy
>owns 2 houses on both coasts just because
>BMW
>started dating a 17 year old at 30
>traded her in for a thicc housewife
>btfo John Rambo and Howard
>outlasted SoK
>outlasted Machinima
>outlasted mister metokur
>btfo projared
>got tevin kicked off twitch (youtube next)
>soon all detractors and their videos will be removed from youtube
>jerked off on stream and got away with it
>kiwi farms is obsessed (dsp general thread alone has over 4000 posts)
>most tier 3 subs on twitch last year
>got paid 2K just to show his cat
>makes 100k a year (IRS seething)
>has completed more games than you can name
Why havent you taken the Phil pill yet?

Look, Auntie Brie, you know it, I know it. Its not just the wine. There's something. Mutual attraction might be the phrase. Yeah, that might be the phrase one might use. It's what's got you diddling my diddle here at our family dinner party and its what had me strokin my stroker over old pictures of you as my mum's bridesmaid. But, there's a but. I was browsing the internetic space, last week, my outwardly-sparkling dear, and I happened upon something... unfortunate. what? you ask you dimwitted, faketitted slag? why, it was photopictopic evidence of your rather unmarvellous walking apparatuses, the very flat, fungus-infected ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ which balance you upon this earth. I must say, and with the heaviest heart, take your hand from my knee, your tongue from my tongue. begone, deceitful, fungus-♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. the incest shall not occur, my dear. not in your feminist dreams.

This rose is symbol of the fact that it symbolizes that my heart is as pure as the gold. You are as beautiful as the rose.

You do NOT have the RIGHT to make fun of me b ecause i dont understand your gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded acronyms. For all I care? You can kill yoursel.f. I dont NEED this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little site to say that I know all these gay anime acron yms, okay? I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I ride on my own terms.

Dangerous Denk, do not grink.