Postal 2 is an experience you won't get from anywhere else. Stand aside No Man's Sky, Call of Duty, and Cyberpunk 2077 because this game has the one and only Gary Coleman and graphics so good even 4K can't handle it. Postal 2 stars the main character called the Postal Dude and he sports some epic cockage. The Postal Dude goes on hella crazy adventures, where he murders his boss that fired him, learns how to pee to put out fires, uses cats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as silencers on rifles, slaughters innocent civilians and non innocent {retracted} people, fights a bazooka wielding peanut, gets Jacked Off and even meets Gary Coleman to pee on him and get him to sign his book! (Make sure to pee on Gary Coleman, although it looks like it does nothing, it unlocks the secret ending). Even with all the amazing stories and questlines Postal 2 provides, it also provides you with stunning and mesmerizing visuals. These graphics are on par Ori and the Blind Forest, Turok DInosaur Hunter, Witcher 3, Genital Jousting, you name it! You'll have to play through the secret ending to unlock the high resolution HD textures and shading though.
The first time I played through Postal 2, I was but a young boy. I knew not of what video games were. I received this video game as a gift from my late mother who cherished the purity and concentration of this game. Only a few months after, she passed, and every time I behead someone, and piss on them until they puke, I'll think of you Mom. Thank you for giving me such a wonderful memory, and I hope you rest peacefully in heaven (Amen).