Bio of a herd of turtles trying to stampede through peanut butter while syrup is being poured onto them and mortar fire is going off near them. (We should shoot Tyler with an r8, m8 I r8 this plan 88/888 it's a d8 it'll be gr8)

Bio of a tumblr princess trying to deepthroat some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ but can only get a 4.5 inches of a fat subway worker that doesn't know what manscaping is.

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bio.

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+rep have my children ily <3

+rep fast, good trade