Recent reviews by lil_dick_sucka

its conterstrike

parashooter

a fleshmelting, willconsuming and all around jazzy adventure awaits those who dare gobble this electronic product

A hidden gem in the rough, like really in the rough.
If you want a smooth glossy experience with a comprehensible story, then this isn't your game.
If you want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ russian spacesamuraia, hellspawn demons and hacking peoples brains, then this is ur game.

I am now a certified man-spanker.

As an avid Tic-Tac-Toe player with countless years of experience I've found that this iteration of Tic-Tac-Toe is nothing short of blasphemous.
It does not follow the official tournament rules and the game is rigged in favor of the O's.
I'm very displeased with my purchase of this product!
Prepare yourselves for a lawsuit!

With regards, Scottsbluff's Tic-Tac-Toe champion of '88

So it's basically a Cube 2: Saubraten ripoff, only ♥♥♥♥.