This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.

𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 💙

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Contrary to popular opinion, baby powder and baby oil is in fact made out of babies. This is often covered up extensively by the US government, but mass infanticide still occurs to this day. Third world countries like Syria, Uganda, and Greece have been illegally exporting babies to the states since the mid 1990s when birth rates hit an all time low. The then freshly squeezed baby rinds are thrown into a furnace, where they are burned to the crisp, sparing their bones. The bones are then ground into a fine powder, known by the general population as "baby powder." Now that I have released this classified information, I am sure to be executed by the US government. But the truth must be revealed at some point. I am a martyr for the wronged infants of America. I bid thee farewell, and please; spread the truth.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile I just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things I want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and I can't take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you

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