The world isn't fair. I do everything
people ask me to. I stand in the lunch
line for them, I buy tampons at the
store for them, I go on Maury Povich
with balls on my chin for them. And
yet, nobody accepts me. I am an outcast.
A shadow of a man who can find no companion...
ship. No love from others. Fine! If
I am to be an outcast, so be it! I'm
through doin' what others tell me to
do, and I am sick of this world and
the stin-, and the stinky people in
it! From now on I will dedicate my
life to bringing chaos to the world
that has rejected me! I will become
the greatest supervillain the world
has ever seen! Where I go, destruction
will follow!
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Prepare, O little town! Uh prepare for
the greatest supervillain you've ever
seen! Professor Chaos!