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Iron souls saved my life.

A while back I was in a dark place. I'd been depressed for a long time, and my life was spiraling out of control. I was unemployed, spending all my time alone. I got to the point where I just wanted to end it. I was eating what I had planned to be my last meal with Steam on in the background. As I am tying the noose around my neck, tears rolling down my cheeks, I glance once more at Steam, my greatest source of company during my darkest moments and what do I see?

Iron Souls: 50% off.

I thought to mysef: 'This is what I have been searching for, this is the answer'

I removed the noose from my neck, eyes full of tears again, but this time they were tears of joy. I stepped down from the chair and immediately paid for and installed the game. I spent hours on my computer completing the game many times over and over. I had become one with the game, my souls had truly become Iron.

I have since bought hundreds of copies to gift to anyone and everyone that I come across on Steam, to hopefully make their souls iron, as mine is.

Iron Souls gave me cancer and then subsequently cured my cancer

It saved my dying great uncle, got me a degree in Soul Ironing and got me over my heroin addiction.

Dont waste your money on rubbish like GTA V or DayZ. Get Iron Souls for a fraction of the price!

God bless you Iron Souls.