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0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
clear inspiration from cruelty squad whilst maintaining its own style. very gunky
Posted 13 January.
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0.6 hrs on record
this game is so insanely weird in the best way possible - ive never felt such an urge to go explore and understand what the hell is happening, what am i doing etc.

only cruelty squad scratched this itch before
Posted 9 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
special force LARP, not a swat 4 successor in any way shape or form
Posted 8 January.
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1.0 hrs on record
a pinnacle of its time and an example of why the half life series was so revolutionary

no guiding the player to what or where theyre meant to go (good luck!)
it turns out YOUR FISTS are your most powerful weapon (outside stakes for bosses)
youre pressured for time the entire game in order to win
stamina will handicap you constantly

however when you arent feeling the wrath of poor user guidance, its a ridiculously fun game. where else can you beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of demonic creatures with just your fists?
Posted 9 December, 2024. Last edited 9 December, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record
lots of trash with just enough gold
Posted 31 August, 2024.
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19.4 hrs on record
it just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going
Posted 7 July, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
spending a few hours doing fetch quests at a ridiculous pace for.... a shield, (half the quests are pointless to the story or progression) isn't really that fun. the second and third 'sagas' make up for it a little but i still wouldn't dare do this again, let alone pay more than a groschen for the privilege.

i get it, build up the world and side characters a little and show you the perspective of someone powerless, but a lot of the fat could've been trimmed and put elsewhere.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.0 hrs on record (46.2 hrs at review time)
just don't think about what it could've been.
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
minor p2w
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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17.0 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
combat absolutely ruins what is otherwise an incredible game and the community is somehow delusional enough to say that spamming the same two attacks over and over for 20 minutes because your guy is as strong as a noodle is fun and realistic
Posted 27 April, 2024.
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