As much as I hate chain messages, I REALLY have to warn you guys. Pass this on to 10 people in 1 week, if not, something bad will really happen to them. SHARE & FORWARD!

Do NOT jerk your meat on December 28, 2024, on a SATURDAY. If you do, thats when your spleen is developing, and it will cause SERIOUS issues to your body, leading to cerebral palsy and other disorders. This also includes death. If you don't believe me, don't pass it on, but this happened to my friend, and they died 5 minutes later. Sorry i had to share this, its not fake, search it up on SpiceWeb. Do not take the risk, share it.

MATE LIAM PAYNE HAS DIED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aoCxa57AG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4WJCfk0JMQ

Eating ass is an incredible feat that requires a remarkable amount of skill, concentration, and overall will to succeed. There is no way that anyone can argue that a sport like curling or baseball should be classified over something as difficult and impressive as eating ass. Not only will the athletes be able to showcase their world-class talents on televisions across the world, but they will also get a nutritious meal in the process. In the words of Mahatma Gandhi, "Be the change you want to see in the world...also, eating ass should be an Olympic sport.