Fusîøn°Mazza 最近的评测

Goat Simulator. That's it, a quite realistic simulator of what it is to be a goat.

Very good game, worth every penny

Valve should not have allowed this on Steam.

Not only this game runs at very low FPSs on a decent computer, the story mode is unplayable.
Starting the second stage the player is instantly killed and is unable to respawn and there isn't even a menu to choose to either restart or leave the game.

If you have the time please go to the store page and flag this game as broken so it can be brought to attention to Steam.

Very good tactics rpg game, the pixel graphics mey be simple but are nice, the musics are awesome and the story is quite different from what you would see on any other game and is quite funny.

This game has less content than any of the demos I have ever played. You can play all of it's 2 areas and kill all of it's 3 different enemies in about 10 minutes. I'm not exaggerating!

The graphics are ok if you don't mind the default cartoon shader, but the rest is terrible. Unresponsive controls, glitches and bugs, no story, bugged quests, lousy ui. Total waste of money and time.

A plataformer with bad controls and you get sent back all the way to the start every time you die. This is only for the most masochists out there, there is no fun here, only suffering

The devs of this game just set a new low moral standard by releasing a DLC to an early access game!

I spent money on an unfinished game, and they used my money to make something I'm now supposed to pay for? This makes no sense!

The devs of this game are issuing fake copyrights requests on Youtube to remove negative reviews on this game.

Do not support this kind of behaviour, do not support this game!

If you are reading this now and wondering if you should spend money on this game, please don't. For the whole duration of my playthrough I was either bored to death by the unnecessarily long drives and dull combat, or kept wondering how such a fundamentaly flawed game was released by a experienced company as Ubisoft.

The graphics are technically decent if compared to other games from when Far Cry 2 was released, but they did not age well. The map is huge but you can hardly tell any difference from the places you go apart from the 3 basic biomes (desert, savanna and jungle). Everything is bleached by a clear brown fog, even the jungles are a dull brownish color. Almost every building on the map looks like it's part of a shanty town and the very few urban settings are minuscle and lame.

Sound is mostly mediocre, with a few very annoying sounds playing all the time like some metal banging from the regular cars, or a weird tire screeching sound that's played every other time you get shot (!). The few musics are unremarkable at best. The voice-over dialogues are terrible, the actors seem to have been rushed into reading their lines as fast as possible.

The story is terrible and almost non-existent, wasting an excelent opportunity to delve deep in such an important and completely overlooked theme that are the civil wars happening in Africa. The player character is despicable and so are almost everyone you get to interact with throughout the game and you suspension of disbelief is constantly broken by the lack of sense on the assignments given to your character. In a few moments the game seems to give options to the player, but soon after you learn that your choices mean nothing and the story follows it's pre defined path.

But the worst of all is the gameplay. 70% of the time spent playing Far Cry 2 involves driving, a few times even walking large distances devoid of anything but the infamous ever respawning enemy guard posts present at every other road crossing. The main missions are very repetitive and are limited to driving to a certain spot, killing someone/taking or giving an item/destroying something and then going somewhere else to repeat this pattern until the mission is completed. The side missions are utterly repetitive and often send you all the way across the map. And to add insult to injury, every now and then you need to drop everything you are doing to go fetch some malarial pills, which is probably one of the dumbest repeteable side quest ever on the history of videogames.

Bottom line is, if you have money to spend on a game, there are many other better options on Steam, so do yourself a favour and skip this one.