Am Valentinstag haben ich und mein Toaster ein Date mit meiner Badewanne

mdma forms my jawline

whar?

Been a long time. I hope you're doing alright. I wanted to talk about something, but maybe another time. Hope life is treating you well

Hello, my name is Fernando.
I'm 37 years old and a single father of 4 from 2 failed marriages.
I lost at court both times, sadly.
They get to keep the sandwich makers and I am stuck with the kids.
Unfortunately I lost my job recently due to my company outsourcing to India. (May the black plague run rampant over there)

On top of that I had to file for bankruptcy a couple days ago caused by the sandwich makers taking half of my net worth each involuntarily visit at the court, and due to me losing my job. (Thanks Rajesh)
I'm close to hanging myself with my belt. (Have to use my belt because I can't afford to buy rope)

Forst (hai)