The night howled with thunder and lightening the day he was born. The gods cried out in pain, as they could not handle his awesome power, even as a child. He grew up in the slums of Funky Town. He learned nin-jewtsu at a young age to defend himself against the savage hipsters of the slums. In his spare time, he mixed CDs and spamed music on TF2. After years of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ techno music and LSD, he gained him self the title of

DJ


Master



Funky



Fresh!