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Recent reviews by ^1pretty ^2hate ^4machine

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34 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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24.6 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
next quake game better just be a good arena fps where everyone has the same stats. for gods sake why would you make a quake game a hero shooter
Posted 5 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
35.3 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
really good newtonian physics model, surprised this hasn't gotten more love tbh :ujel:
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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174.0 hrs on record (143.4 hrs at review time)
How on earth was this game made in the current year? Almost every game released nowadays is insanely beginner friendly and easy. And then Doom Eternal happened. HOW IS THIS GAME THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD, DUDE
Posted 21 August, 2021. Last edited 21 August, 2021.
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185.9 hrs on record (169.1 hrs at review time)
Left 4 Dead 2 is a great CO-OP game, perfect for playing with friends. The new Last Stand update is proof that updates to old games can be successful and can bring old players back to start playing again. This makes me really hopeful for the future of Valve's older titles: perhaps soon matchmaking can be added to Counter Strike 1.6 and Source? Who knows, we might even see an update to Ricochet!
Posted 25 September, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
SPOILERS AHEAD!

I don't think I have ever played a turn-based rogue-like quite like this one.

The Door in the Woods is one of the most thought provoking games I have ever played. In a nutshell, the game is about the end of the world. Multiple extinction level events have taken place, including the raising of the dead, an alien invasion, and the awakening of an Eldritch God.

The Door in the Woods is a nihilistic reminder of the inevitability of death. The earth is left in pieces, and there is no hope for the recovery of mankind. The writer actively mocks you as he flaunts the idea of hope right in front of you, and then proceeds to destroy any semblance of it. The ASCII graphics only adds to this unnatural atmosphere of hopelessness, it's simplicity simply allows your mind to fill in the blanks. Although I do prefer to be shown rather than told, the writing is sublime and is genuinely poetic at times, and I do believe that plenty is hinted at throughout the game world.

I cannot recommend this game enough, even if rogue-likes aren't your thing.

I would highly recommend you play this game knowing as little about the story as possible (even if I had just spoiled the basic premise in this review.) I would honestly say this is a must play title in the current year. The Door in the Woods should not go unnoticed.

"Has something essential been stolen, to raise edifices that we cannot understand?"
Posted 28 August, 2020. Last edited 2 January, 2021.
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38.4 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
rip and tear
Posted 25 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
295.0 hrs on record (108.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ konami
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
67.1 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Amazing rogue-like, addictive and fun with some strange and interesting lore to sink your teeth into.

The real question is, when is Caves of Qud iOS gonna be a thing so i can play in the toilet
Posted 2 February, 2019.
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146 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
we need jet set radio future
Posted 25 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
i can finally live my erotic sexual fantasies with a Zweihander.

i also once punched a guy in the face and his head exploded. 10/10
Posted 31 May, 2018.
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