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Recent reviews by Paul Allen

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2.9 hrs on record
Ghost Recon, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.

An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for this game. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your downfall. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence as a game is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. This game is a deception to Satan himself.
Posted 21 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
210.9 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
Its Elden Ring
Posted 26 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
455.4 hrs on record (265.2 hrs at review time)
quack
Posted 29 December, 2021.
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144.9 hrs on record (125.7 hrs at review time)
We need TF3
Posted 21 December, 2021.
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163.7 hrs on record (98.6 hrs at review time)
ABSOLUTE BANGER, dont be a ♥♥♥♥♥ like I was and quit cause you dont understand. Actually give it some time and I swear that You will be rewarded. This game will kick your ass over and over again but The satisfaction you get from the grind is absolutely amazing. 20/10 cant recommend enough especially if your a masochist
Posted 16 September, 2021.
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10.1 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
ITS DOOM ETERNAL ♥♥♥♥♥ GET IT OR U GAY
Posted 24 March, 2020.
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23.5 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
At first i was hesitant about buying it but then i bought it and played it and HOLLLLY CRAP this game is freaking good.
Posted 26 January, 2020.
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17.0 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Absolutely everything

Posted 9 December, 2019.
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