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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 7:22am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 7:51am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 4:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:52pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:52pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 3:56pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:31pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:47pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:58pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 7:19am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2015 @ 12:32pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:49pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 7:16am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:49pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:57pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:07pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2015 @ 12:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 6:06pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 8:03am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 5:41pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:41pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 5:15pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 5:45pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:22pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 6:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:06am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:26pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 4:39pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 7:12pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:46pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:23pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 6:10pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:20am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 7:13pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 7:07am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:41am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 4:11pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:16am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:23pm