In Japan, Dog. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to Steam. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me game. Now I have house, Steam achievements, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good dog. The best!