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34.1 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Nobody reads reviews for sure, so I'll say I'm gay.
Posted 1 August, 2021.
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9.5 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I want all the girls to step on me.
Posted 24 July, 2021. Last edited 28 July, 2021.
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69.1 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 26 May, 2019.
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