Recent reviews by DJ Go Kill Person

awesome take on the classic arcade pinball gameplay.
my only complaint is that multiballs are a bit hard to keep up with, and feel almost useless with how fast you can drain them. the camera takes priority on the bottom ball, so youre basically just blindly flipping your flippers, hoping the balls on the higher levels are actually doing something. im sure there's an option to zoom out the camera to see everything, but that drops readability down to 0 with everything going on.

destroy all stoners

great game for robocop fans, but it isnt reinventing the wheel.

it's good if you still yearn for overwatch for some reason (OW was never good to begin with)

simple & addicting. never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop moving.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

this game has better arcade endings than current fighting games, and im not even joking.
also i am the best The Risers player in the world (currently)

they tried

gameplay? good!
music? even better!
in-game sprite art? fantastic.

i just really don't like the inconsistency in the cutscenes. it feels like those "reanimate an episode of something with 50 different artists" sorta youtube videos. animation takes alot of time and work, and i dont want to downplay that. but i feel like the memos that some of the animators got was just "do MS paint pencil tool art, pizza tower style". theres an inconsistency with artstyle, framerate, and even the resolutions in the cutscenes that just don't mesh well in comparison to what it's trying to replicate, and come off as amateurish. i got through probably 2/3 of the game, and i'd say there was a handful of cutscenes that hit the mark right on the head, and all the rest just didn't leave an impact at all.

elden ring for theater kids

me & my friends used to smoke weed and play this game in a storage unit.
good times.

this game rules
but the PC release is a hacky port of the switch version but riddled with glitches and absolutely no care put into it. texture breaking, terrible audio mixing, switch joy-cons are still displayed in some menus, broken achievements, plus the game freezes after the Rank 4 fight so I cant even finish the game and say "well at least it was playable".
pick up the switch port if you wanna play this game (and probably the 2nd one too)