Recent reviews by DJ Go Kill Person

simple & addicting. never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop moving.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

this game has better arcade endings than current fighting games, and im not even joking.
also i am the best The Risers player in the world (currently)

they tried

gameplay? good!
music? even better!
in-game sprite art? fantastic.

i just really don't like the inconsistency in the cutscenes. it feels like those "reanimate an episode of something with 50 different artists" sorta youtube videos. animation takes alot of time and work, and i dont want to downplay that. but i feel like the memos that some of the animators got was just "do MS paint pencil tool art, pizza tower style". theres an inconsistency with artstyle, framerate, and even the resolutions in the cutscenes that just don't mesh well in comparison to what it's trying to replicate, and come off as amateurish. i got through probably 2/3 of the game, and i'd say there was a handful of cutscenes that hit the mark right on the head, and all the rest just didn't leave an impact at all.

elden ring for theater kids

me & my friends used to smoke weed and play this game in a storage unit.
good times.

this game rules
but the PC release is a hacky port of the switch version but riddled with glitches and absolutely no care put into it. texture breaking, terrible audio mixing, switch joy-cons are still displayed in some menus, broken achievements, plus the game freezes after the Rank 4 fight so I cant even finish the game and say "well at least it was playable".
pick up the switch port if you wanna play this game (and probably the 2nd one too)

sonic is cool and im tired of pretending hes not

its alright but it doesnt have a fishing mini game

the greatest AIDS awareness campaign ever