i beat a child today. he was staring at my wife's 1/3 lb burger (thats 151 grams) and i couldnt stand that type of behaviour. everything turned red and i channelled my inner bull and immediately picked up the nearest object (brick) and threw it at him (child). i cant lie when i say aim labs doesnt help because i aimed for his head and ended up hitting his mother instead. as a last resort i rolled up the short sleeves on my t shirt and started to make my way towards him. i can say with utmost confidence that the outcome was much like how everyone wanted the logan vs tyson fight, where in a perfect world the child was logan and i was tyson. anyways, you may not hear from me from a while since i didnt beat his mom only bricked her.

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Jov 22:21 Romans 10:9-10 ✞ God loves you! For more questions ask me!

is that true

dave

if i owned a hotel, you would be my first pick for doorman

that packman sesh was wild bro, we burnt out the yart and we was smokin straight gigapixels, we need 2 do that again bro, when u burnt out my yart in one fell swoop i was amazed, we smokin straight fiber optic 2nite, see u later my yarti goat.

yooo thanks for followin up woods, means a lot, we haven't spoken in a while, just.. idk bro join vc and we can hit the fent cart i got stored, love you bro, keep rockin in the free world

hey woods, magooner here, love you bro, hmu n we can start doin the fent i saved for us. keep rockin in the free world

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WOOODs the skibidi toilet guy dmca'd garry neuman

What is remarkable about you? Its that drive [Ryan Gosling] to make it happen. Ive seen you in action. The way you speedshot past me, blowing my hair across my face. It inspires so many feelings. And the way you turn into a firework on the sniper 5 feet behind me? Marvellous. My heart grows 3x bigger like the Grinch, and just like yours and the snipers deaths on the scoreboard every spawn wave.

he can make you limp like dr house on presidents day

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upon request, a chef may be able to create your favourite dishes. considering your heritage, i dont know how many american chefs could make what you truly desire. know that i am in the kitchen sharpening my knives and honing my skills to make you the best bowl of rice you could ask for in this life

this guy, he told me that if i ever crossed him perpendicularly he would cut off my fingers and make a martyr out of me. I want it on record that I told him he could do that to even his most devout followers, such as fred and kendall, but epic.

the world needs to know this man said hed rather have a bot hoster daughter than a spy main son

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lime "sprite" citrus 28/09/2027

I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

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Boy oh boy where do l even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope.
You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years.

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WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FURRIES? DO I NEED TO CALL ANIMAL CONTROL? WOODS HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A CRAZY CAT LADY? DO I NEED TO GET IN ON THIS? SHOULD YOU GIVE UP ONE OF YOUR PUPPIES? YOUR KITTENS EVEN? CARE TO ELABORATE INSTEAD OF THIS DEAFENING SILENCE THAT ONE MIGHT REFER TO AS "talking to a wall"? OR WILL YOU CHOOSE TO PRETEND LIKE WE LIVE IN A VACUUM? YOU CAN ONLY NOT RESPOND TO ME FOR SO LONG BEFORE I MAIL YOU BOX OF SCRAPS (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SCRAP BOX)!

meow meow meow,,, meow uuh meow :33

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To anyone reading this comment, this guy, Woods, is a FREAK. And im talkin on Gestrit's Scale freak, you know. Ranging from Freak to udder-goblin, this guy is a hard-left FREAK. If youre not familiar, ill throw some names out and where they belong. Joe Rogan, the famous podcaster, is scaled as a demi-rat and Willy Wonka is scaled at Groomer. Thats how serious this scale is. Woods himself will put on this facade to act more right than he actually is, but hes a straight FREAK with a capital f, r, e, a, and k. Dont believe me? Have him take the test yourself, though thatd require you to talk to a FREAK and I dont know if you want to do that.

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jarvis dox michael for me

So michael was telling me the other day that you were telling him about this car dealership where you pretended you were from russia and were looking for a mercedes. Now im not a mechanic, but im pretty sure mercedes is a korean brand. basically, you made a fool of yourself. besides, why drive russian when you can drive GERMAN. achtung, baby!! get in that chevy and tear up that road! all you need now is your soccer mom to drive woods junior to work everyday and youll be set for the seasonal hyundai ad.

merry christmas hermano :)

im going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill this idiot

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 ♥♥♥♥ 😱 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍

Speaking of the economy, inflation as never been higher. Thats a fact. In fact, I dont think Ive ever seen Morgana blown up, like a balloon, as big as he was when I last looked at our DMs. That is truly a feet of human engineering, gosh darn.

in this economy?

hello woods its been a while when is the next orgy