-rep 5 stack with cheater

Why won't my sister french kiss me?

I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

pedo for sure

让我们成为朋友 (≧◡≦) ♡

-rep radar bot

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

ball is inbounded to Carmelo who turns face to face against Lebron

"You took my family!"

moves to the left

"You took my friends!"

moves to the right

"You took all that was dear to me!"

clock winds down to 2

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS!"

goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

"CARMELORUKEN!"

Ball flies over Lebrons head, goes straight into basket. Carmelo falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Shumpert... Senpai... I..."

faints

Final Score

Cavs 103

Knicks 63