Dumpus Maximus
Ethan Ward
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
The Emperor is big and strong
He protects us humans all day long
He slays the chaos and xenos foe
So we may expand and always grow

He rules above, with us beneath
So follow orders and brush your teeth
The Emperor wants what’s best for you
So eat your rations and grow strong, it’s true!

1, 2, 1, 2! A marching tune! We go to face the foe!
We give them shells and las gun rounds and send them running too and fro!
The Emperor always guides us, he wants us too attack
For just as he protects us all, we must protect him back!

-Prayer #744 from the "Children's Catechism of Compliance"
The Emperor is big and strong
He protects us humans all day long
He slays the chaos and xenos foe
So we may expand and always grow

He rules above, with us beneath
So follow orders and brush your teeth
The Emperor wants what’s best for you
So eat your rations and grow strong, it’s true!

1, 2, 1, 2! A marching tune! We go to face the foe!
We give them shells and las gun rounds and send them running too and fro!
The Emperor always guides us, he wants us too attack
For just as he protects us all, we must protect him back!

-Prayer #744 from the "Children's Catechism of Compliance"
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