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1 person found this review helpful
30.1 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
How is this game so addictive?
I've only beaten it (on the first, easiest mode) once. But I happily keep playing it.
I know I've only touched the surface on how all the cards work and I'm happy to play at my own pace.

Just a 4x4 grid of cat-themed cards to turn over and make pairs - like the old Memory games we played as kids. Buy new cards and things to alter the game between rounds. And burn the cards you don't want in your deck.
Posted 24 January.
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6.0 hrs on record
This game gives me a beautiful amount of dopamine.
It's simple in the premise: move mouse around, break asteroids, feed black hole.
Earn $$ to upgrade, then go again.
Very satisfying noises to go with the breaking.

The demo that was out before the game had me hooked. The full game has a series of different modes, with more due to be released in the future. (newest update was a version mimicking the original demo and was much fun)
Posted 24 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Loved it.
This is by far the hardest DLC in the PowerWash Simulator DLC. Which, for me, is a selling point.
If you don't crave the pain of cleaning every last speck of dirt you should skip this DLC.

I personally found it so satisfying. It took aaages to finish and there's be bits I'd have to climb up scaffolding and find the perfect angle to clean it. You will do this, too.
It may have also been the only DLC I used soap to clean, but it's been a while.

Note: I have zero interest in Warhammer. That wasn't a sell point for me either way. I just wanted to clean more :)
Posted 11 January. Last edited 11 January.
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1 person found this review funny
79.3 hrs on record (71.4 hrs at review time)
You finished PowerWash Simulator. You crave the shhhhhh of the water.

PowerWash Simulator 2 is good. There's that story no-one reads cos you're too busy washing. They added some new mechanics. For some ridiculous reason they remapped the buttons set on PowerWash Simulator, but you can go into Settings and choose Classic Controls so you don't need to learn new muscle memory. And they replaced the various types of soaps with one single sudsy soap.

Plus, they added cats. You have cats. Three cats which you can pet and they hang out on each job and it's neat. Plus the game won't let you wash them which is even funnier :D
Posted 28 November, 2025.
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1.0 hrs on record
Demo is very short. And did not allow me the opportunity to serve any customers. I wished to see what happens when I put mushrooms into a tea. Will it poison the customers? Is this a game that will let me do something that devious? (probably not)
I look forward to seeing what we do with the penguin-chicken creatures. Exploring the demo separate to the story it wants to tell will let you see more of what's available.
The narrative may frustrate some players who just want to make tea, but I suppose we'll have to see what the whole game gives us.
Posted 8 March, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
16.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
This is a great low-poly spot-the-difference game.
Stare at the two pictures for hours trying to see which tiny changes are made. Go mad. Feel that satisfaction when you finally get all five.
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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7.5 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Throw a pinecone into a well. Will you chill out and sit on the bench? Will you throw rocks into the abyss? Or will you just return tomorrow to throw another pinecone?

Join us. Become a Pinecone thrower.
Posted 17 April, 2022. Last edited 2 July, 2022.
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8.9 hrs on record
Game was far too short. My stats indicate I found ALL THE THINGS in just 9 hours? hehe

My gaming friends were a bit surprised I'd finished it already, so maybe I'm too good? ;)

Seriously, some of the Hidden Things were real challenges to find.

The sounds were wonderfully entertaining. I'm glad there were colour options - including a sort of flux-like filter so you don't strain your eyes too much in the evening looking for all the Hidden Folk.

Plenty of fun. More than worth the money I spent (though I scored it on Sale). I can't wait until they release new scenes.
Posted 13 July, 2020.
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9.1 hrs on record
This game is super fun!

It has a very basic gameplay that will allow any casual streamer to play it. There's not that much to it - I 100% it in under 9 hours. But I loved seeing all the new colours I could get from the chooks - and you can change their names!

I focused on keeping my chooks happy. I am now rather curious what would happen if they got sad :( Does the RSPCA come and take my chooks?

Only thing I was sad about was there weren't many Chook Facts. I was expecting more... But I tweeted about this game and they said there is an Update coming soon. Better be more chook facts.
Posted 14 February, 2020.
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