- That's the aura of a man that refuses to pay child support

- I need a nail-gun. The things I need to do to you can only be accomplished with a nail-gun

- If I’m hitting post nut clarity so hard I ask God for forgiveness whatever I jerked off to was probably too freaky

- Think of pooping like a boy period-
Man what the ♥♥♥♥-

- I have discovered how to be toxic with absolutely zero consequences this is a power I should have had a long time ago

- Evangelion is the anime where his dad loves him right?

- They turned your favourite character into an eboy

- Why does my wife have a moveset?

- He doesn't even have powers, he just has bombs...he's french

- Programming in C feels like I'm operating a coal powered machine in the wake of the industrial era and I am seconds away from disaster because there are no OSHA standards to speak of

- I almost got you there-
Almost! Then you made me remember the consequences of my actions and that's where you lost me

- At least you're feeling better
I am not. I had to listen to you talk about KingdomHearts Lore

- So what will you do if they flirt with you?
I'll kill myself

- I'd rather be scrabbling in the dark for penises than ghosts
Yes I stand by that statement

- Consider this a warning of sorts, this is the fate of our love, it will become a Kingdom Hearts reference

- Head game so strong he'll NEVER want to escape samsara

- You will make me put soy sauce on my balls, and I will taste nothing, but I will have soy sauce on my balls.

- It's been a rough two weeks I can set infants on fire as a little treat

- I don't play XIV to experience a Buddhist transcendental journey

- This gun is a social construct too. Watch me point it at you.

- God, why do you send me your toughest battles?
It's just the KingdomHearts lore wiki calm down

- I swear to god, Gala, if my face becomes a meme, you'll be the first name on my manifesto.

- I open hand slap my own nuts to build up a resistance

- Glorious Nippon Steel is not immune to Vore

- ONCE I SEND OUT THIS PINOY CALL TO ARMS IT'S OVER FOR YOU BASTARDS

- There's only two genders- deep dish p-ssy and boywomb

- I'm from an older generation where the personal kuya-pissjar had yet to exist.

- I'm gonna hold my grandpa's ashes in front of my face and you'll have to say those things to his spirit next time
Hello, sir. May your soul rest in peace, and, pardon me for my language, but, respectfully, I wish to breed your grandson's boywomb

- Do I look like I know the bible?
After all the things we've done to and with each other- no.

- "God I don't want to be an E-Girl" said the 28 year old man.

- There are no words to describe my loathing for you. Instead, here is a pipebomb and a bottle of lube.

- Oh no, the plan that I didn't make has been thwarted before it even began
Behold how the plan I forgot I was actually using has not been obstructed in anyway

- I love you and all but I'm out here soul searching while you're trying to optimize your DPS rotation

- You could make an entire person with all the spare chromosomes my teammates have

- Black market nut donor it is then

- How dare you accuse me of something I would only do 50% of the time in the presence of a boob

- You're not just any deranged madwoman you're MY deranged madwoman!~
..wait, please it was a compliment!

- *Mt. Vesuviussy do be squirting hard tonight-* some greek probably.
...what do you mean they didn't say that?

- You win this one misandry

- I'm not doing this for sexual reasons this is psychological warfare.

- I need to say 'boob' at least once a day.

- I SENT YOU IDIOTS TO FIND TIN. HOW DID YOU END UP IN SATAN'S A-SHOLE

- I love these moments between us, you're my best friend-
10 seconds ago you threatened to graft a ballsack onto my body, nerve endings and all, for the explicit purpose of kicking me in my newly grafted balls.

- Look at all those quest markers on top of the apostles of Jesus.

- Great, we're all gonna die here because of Blake's f-cking boner.

- Good job, we calibrated our multi-million government dollar costing war machine to a F-CKING MORON

- I can't be a Filipino and a gamer. Do you understand the danger that presents?

- WoULd YoU LoVe mE iF i WaS a WoRm? You want to be a worm that bad let me acquaint you with the dirt.

- If I monster hunter hard enough will you touch my peepee?

- Lovely, I've always wanted a man with a cup size bigger than mine

- There is nothing that Germany has ever done that was as bad as the Nutshack.

- I don't have enough bandwidth to handle Nick Cage.

- My BALLS ARE NOT JESUS CHRIST, HERE TO TAKE YOUR SINS AWAY

- I just wanted to make an allusion to the sacrifice of Jesus Christ and vicarious substitution-
Yes, but with your balls?

- I am more than capable of stopping you from drawing your phallic bullsh-t.

- I keep jerking off but the sweet embrace of death eludes me still

- Help me step-filipino, I'm stuck!

- Ah yes, the solution to every problem: Vore

- Look at you, you're having a great time right now-
I AM HAVING A FANTASTICALLY HORRIBLE TIME RIGHT NOW GALA.

- If god didn’t want things going up the male a-ss he wouldn’t have put the prostate in there

- Look upon my blue balls, ye flighty b-tch, and despair.

- His head matches his lower body, but his upper body is just beyond good and evil.

- You can't argue with ancient Buddhist knowledge
Yeah well you can't argue with a ret-rd

- What bruh moment had to take place in your life to turn you into the way you are now

- Kiss me I taste like a fast and furious movie

- Arr, don't ye know that the sea be yer only mistress?
Arrr, Cap'n, the sea don't got p-ssy.

- You look like how a Melee tournament smells

- A plague on both your balls

- Boy's built like a used diaper

- I was crying not 20 minutes ago, now it's time to yell slurs at robots

- Of all the things we've done to each other c-mming on the inside of your skull is where you draw the line?

- So your e-wh-re got her life together and you are now b-tchless

- Tentacles won't break my heart

- Fool of you to believe a tapeworm could sustain itself off me

- Your gil is valueless. We got monopoly money down here and we'll kill for it

- Who died and made you the Lord of Genders
Which Elden Ring Boss is that?

- Count your f-cking days cuz I can't count past 5

- We're all just clowns farting in god's Resident Evil Director's Cut: Mansion Basement

- What is a threat but an aggressive promise?

- In my previous life I was the dirt on an Indian burial ground

- (Dimpy Bearclaw) Grrrr - angered by the light - begins to transform
(Gala Saeclus) wait what

- What do you think Dimpy is up to right now?
Probably getting stabbed in real life.

- I feel like you've ruled out brain damage too early

- My heart's strong enough to withstand Kingdom Hearts lore, what does that say about you?
That's not your heart being strong, that's your brain being weak

- In my rush to be helpful I forgot my seething rage

- "Oh no, my hymen!" screamed the 26 year old man

- I'm not a liar, I'm just retarded! F-ck sake there is a difference!

- I don't need a knife, I spread it with my toes like a MAN

- I'm not like other girls, I'm a guy!

- You can heal my healthbar but can you heal our broken friendship?

- Silence, womanlet

- You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for A Child Left In The Wild

- You'd think with my long guitar fingers I'd get tons of coochie but alas

- I'm pure of heart, but dumb of ass

- Welcome to my shop, I'm selling unsolicited d-ck pics. How is it unsolicited? Because they're pictures of *your* d-ck. I'll burst into your bathroom, rip your pants off, snap a picture of your d-ck and run away

- You get a discount if you can find your d-ck pic in the merch