I was once just a lonely straight boy. But that is when I was struck by fate and 11 herbs and spices. Once I gazed into the eyes of the wonderful Colonel Sanders I knew heaven was in arms reach. Like a bucket of KFC chicken infront of a hungry family my love for women vanished. My dreams are only filled with Colonel Sanders and his spicy chicken wings. It honestly hurts that I will never be able to rest my head on his mighty pecks. By tasting the paradise that is this game I am now forever locked in this hell known as reality. The only bright spots in the darkness that is my life are my daily visits to KFC, where i am once again blessed with pure ecstasy and chicken. I may only beg to the Colonel himself that my offspring may ever induldge in such perfection.