Recent reviews by Adeptus Alcoholis

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i got eaten by a funny floating eyeball

10/10

The release of the MTX was unexpected, unfortunate. But, there is no need to panic. In truth, this is a time to rejoice. A moment that all the community should savor. For the Sacred Icon has been found. With it, our path is clear, our entry into the Divine Beyond guaranteed! The Great Journey is nigh... and nothing, not even the Storefront, can stop it.

Welcome to the city of Dunwall, the capital of a civilization that's slowly dying from a murderous plague that has an infinite hunger for the inhabitants of Dunwall, you play as the Royal Bodyguard by the name of Corvo Attano who's job is to protect the Empress but this all changes when the Royal Spymaster has other plans for you.

This game is a beautiful gallery of characters, mechanics and storylines with the ability to free roam during missions and choose how you want to play the game to take your target out.

Will you assassinate your target with a loud and dark outcome? Or will you be a stealthed and passive loyalist who brings justice to the city of Dunwall without causing chaos? The choice is yours.


I rate this game thumbs up for it's sheer beauty and amazing mechanics.

DEUS VULT!

Lets face it, Black Mesa got f**ked over by some guy called G-Man and now humanity is enslaved. OH WAIT! DON'T FEAR! FOR GORDAN FREEMAN IS HERE! The savior of the planet earth, fight through hordes of brainwashed minions called the Combine and then smash heads in with your trusty crowbar, nothing is more beautiful than seeing a crowbar being smashed into a Metrocop's head. Good luck players!

Better than eating a sandwich.

Like adventure? Like sidescrolling games? Sounds like you need to play some terraria. Terraria is a game where you must build a house of any sort to survive at night when zombies roam the surface and caves.