"How the ♥♥♥♥ do people get cancer? Like, just don't." -Aidan 2019

"♥♥♥♥ it, I'm gonna beat my meat in the call" - Reece 2019

"Honestly though, what if someone built their own personal David Hasselhoff?" -Reece 2019

"*MANLY SHRIEK* a mountain!" - Reece 2019

"I can't wait until summer so I can stay up until early morning hours beating my peepee." - Reece 2019

"That's not even a hypno-shroom, that's literally just acid." - Ethan 2019

"Can you impregnate a tree? Probably." - Aidan 2019

"I've killed gods but I can't impregnate a tree, okay ." - Aidan 2019

"I gotta conserve energy so that I can run faster when a black guy jumps out and says 'I'm gonna eat you'" - Ethan 2019

"OH YEAH, give me your pants!" - Ethan 2019

"It's Disney land, it's American commie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Ethan 2019

"I play this game just to beat up little girls..." - Ethan 2019

"That's it, you lost penis privileges!" - Ethan 2019

"You know, its 5pm and I haven't eaten breakfast yet." - ShokushuSenpai 2019

"current chromosome lvl: 0" - Virgil 2019

"FOREHEAD: LARGE" - Virgil 2019

"This is Silver 2, not Silver 1. We know how to press shift." - I pay for WinRar 2020

"Sorry, grenade throws are in Silver 3" - I pay for WinRar 2020

"im not homophobic, but you live in a pretty scary house" - borquee 2020

"can waterheart just "big bang" me already" - GigaWhat 2020

"I don't think my computer can handle this much Adam Savage." - Megan 2020

"Is Australia part of Great Britain, then?!" - Yecci 2020

"I drink milk in bag and ♥♥♥♥ mooses, eh." - Yecci 2020

"beat saber? how about you beat some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Reece 2021

"canadians arent real" - Yecci 2021

"Steve Jobs? Like, the guy in the wheelchair?" - Yecci 2021

"(speaking about Chris Hansen) Isn't he the guy who landed on the moon?" - Yecci 2021

"Wait, black people aren't born black...!" - Yecci 2021

"Adderall? Isn't that like Viagra?" - Yecci 2021

"Vietnam, isn't that in like, Africa?" - Yecci 2021

"I am playing dva" - Megan 2021

"WAKE UP, ITS ♥♥♥♥♥ O'CLOCK" - Megan 2021

"I'm just spitting pure napalm at that seven year old and she's just livin!" - Aidan 2021

"Shoe juice... y'know, the juice that comes out of your shoe." - Megan 2021

"Incel? I thought that was the battery." - Yecci 2021

"Oops, all babies! Sex time." - Ethan 2021

"Jason, I was thinking of getting a tattoo. I was thinking like a little red impostor on the head of my penis." - Aidan 2021

"Hellooooo? Any monsters wanna rape me in the buuuutt?" - Ethan 2021

"You don't know the song 'land down under?' I thought that was Australia's national anthem." - Yecci 2021

"I got votekicked for being straight" - Blast 2021

"Call me Shane cuz I'm gonna ♥♥♥ on that cat" - Colin 2021

"Chemicals aren't real! Scientists aren't real!" - Ethan 2021

"I wish I could ♥♥♥ in cursive!" - MuRkanism 2021

"Nicholas?? Do I have to come over there and ♥♥♥♥ on you??" - Ethan 2021

"You can never have enough Chinese John Cena..." - Ethan 2021

"Since when did I turn into a black guy!?" - Lily 2021

"Every character has a canonical gender, but he is just described as old." - Medina 2022

"*walks into mall* *♥♥♥♥♥ gun* I'M TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER!" - Aidan 2022

"I didn't know Italy had a government" - Lily 2022

"Do I look like I live in Alabama?" - Medina 2022

"Why is Paris allowed to exist..." - Megan 2022

"This is the realm of the Epstein Island." - Aidan 2022

"wooden spikes of wood and ♥♥♥" - Ryan 2022

"wait, yuri's not a woman, she's asian..." - Aidan 2022

"High thought 421: I’m gonna buy a Tesla. Because Tesla’s horns can be hooked up to any sound. My Tesla will scream racial slurs when I beep the horn." - Lily 2022

"I'm sorry, I was simping." - Dale 2022

"Duolingo is just WoW but worse, there, I said it." - Aidan 2022

"You wanna see how a real man fights a kid?" - Ethan 2022

"Hey mom, since when have you had a ♥♥♥♥?" - Aidan 2022

"I'm a fancy gay ♥♥♥♥♥." - Lily 2022

"overwatch but each time I die to winston I get more racist" - Darkified 2022

"She's not real. I've never seen her, so she's not real. She's a figment of your imagination, she is the voices." - Lily on the topic of Megan, 2022

"I havent practiced in so long, I'm gonna install the app and it's gonna be like "Your family's dead" and I'll be like 'Aw, beans..!'" - Lily 2022

"I wish David had a blackface skin." - Aidan 2022

"I can't wait for our generation to be parents; 'Yiiiiikes, don't ♥♥♥♥ your sister challengeee! What's wroonggg with youuu?'" - Aidan 2022

"How do you guys think black people happened? (...) Like how did that spin off?" -Aidan 2022

"I may be silly, but I. Am. Civil." - Lily 2022

"I did him like George Floyd, let's get it!" - Official TF2 Gaming 2023

"And if they send me a pipebomb? I've won! You're telling me that I made you so mad that you send me a pipebomb and kill me? I've won! I'm living in your head rent free for the rest of your life!" - Aidan 2023

"I don't like you brown people in my conflict" - Aidan 2023

"Back of the boat!" - Aidan 2023

"I have decided to ♥♥♥♥ my pants." - Lily 2023

"Show me the line in the bible where it says 'dont do meth'" - Aidan 2023

"OOOH A FEMBOY!!" - Hoogie 2023

"See!? Watch! I'm thrusting into this guy!" - Ginger 2023

"Wait, why have I turned black?!" - Anameru 2023

"Nooo, that's Japanese! Not Black-anese!" - Anameru 2023

"I am gonna ♥♥♥♥ my pants." - Anameru 2023

"It's not my fault he's retarded" - Hoogie 2023

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S HOT!!!" - Anameru 2023

"Platonic anal is like the cutest form of friendship, especially if it's pegging." - Anameru 2023

"Boobies are fun!" - Mel 2024

"my favorite p art was ABABALBSSLWLSHLDBSBLABLABAABLSABSALHLBLABLALBALSABLABDALBFBALAFAAE HEHEH E EAHA H ABABBABH BEL EBELE EBELB" - Anameru 2024

"So once I was talking to this friend who was a little wacky and I'm talking a few screws loose and he decides he wanted to play the 2nd paycheck without being invited. So we play on a sentence of death and he ends up leaving in a fit of rage, When asked about why he left he said "I don't partake in sentences of death, I don't find it amusable."" - Ginger 2024

"delulu is the solulu" - Anameru 2024

"In Italy we have guys or girls 😂" - ITA|•blade 2024

"the zot" - the zot 2024

"I don't care what anyone says, May is a zoner" - the zot 2024

"IM NOOCHINGGGGG" - the zot 2024

"The new Bridget that can air grab in mid air" - may player 2024

"May makes me racist" - the zot 2024

"What does 9/11 have to do with black people???" - Florence 2024

"Put them in their place. And by their place, I mean pregnant" - Hatsune Miku 2024

"Fancy a shag, Tea?" - Bakura 2009

"suck my weenie peenie" - Anameru 2024

"I miss sparky- Why are you black?" -Yokomi 2024

"Can I have sex with your wife - I mean wifi - I mean can I have your wifi?" - Megan 2024

"Don't say that after hitting me with the femboy butt blast" - Griff 2024

" https://youtu.be/R37IfQg0eTQ?si=ECe_dBtfxZd4eO6b " - Sparda's Pizza 2024

"If you didn't wanna be thrown like a football, then you shouldn't have been a football." - Griff 2024

"How you gonna learn without trolling yourself a little?" - SimpleFlips 2024

"She's too short! I lose because she hasn't hit puberty!!" - Griff 2024

"Excuse me?? Don't punt my husband!!" - Anameru 2024

"Don't punt my wife!" - Anameru 2024

"its okay to be delulu......." - Anameru 2024

"okay but first of all why would I ♥♥♥♥ a french man" - elphelt player 2024

"i love pegging little boys" - elphelt player 2024

"Gay is the color of homosexuality." - Skandic 2024