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Hello I am a 20 year old white male looking for an Asian dominatrix to take over my life and dominate me in the bedroom. I will perform for said dom in anyway they want. Must be Chinese, Japanese or Korean. please god i need this

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this sis my review of civilization five without using the backspace key

in civilization you play as a yound adolf hitler aspiring to become a dictator and to conquer the world

or at least that's what happends when you play as germany

there are some other countries but i never play ed as them because ARYAN MASTER RACE

i also found some buddhists and pissed of f the russians, i don't really know why but i'm still filing for a divorce. i don't really have friends anymore because now even the buddhists from cambosia are angry with me (but at least i still have chinise food)

and then i died becuase of some invastion, some barbarisans of something i don't know but they probably cheated











































































































































































































































































































































































































































DEATH TO THE CITY-STATES

thjs is my review of ultra street fighter 4 withoug using the backspace key

steet fighter is a really good game where you punch some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or something, i don't really remember because i fell asleep alfway through the campaign wich is actually boring as hell

it's fun to play with your friends (THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME) because you're naturally better than them at video games so you can bet money, kick their asses, and then acquire monetary value

you can also buy outfits but i only recommend the girls outfit packs because then you can get them to wear less clothes and maybe change some colors or something i wasn't really paying attention

lieke there's spme really insany korean chick in that game and she's like really hhot and you dcan do like a taunt twhere she acts like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stripper and starts gyrating her hips and it's like really l-=lewsd but i just thought i'd mention it because it's the only wothwhile thing about this game

except tfor everything else
ten out of ten would play europ truck simulator two again but probably not this game because none of my friends play it and i'm really sad because of it :(

i even bought it for one of them any they still haven't installed it

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bithces

i had fun idling on the title screen waiting for my cards

this is my review of euro truck simulator without using the backspace key

euro truck simuletor 1 is a good game that yuo should play or the nazis will come to your hous and do something probably arrest you for being jewish

in euro truck simulator 2 you play as thomas the train trucj and you travel across europe and ♥♥♥♥ it's a really fun game is you're high because it's really boring and crap

dota 2 is a bter game but euro truck simulator 2 is still pretty good

10/10 would not touch with a ten foot pole

Universal transcendence for only $0.99?

If anybody still thinks video games aren't art, buy this and play it for a few weeks.

A beautiful story about a toddler trying to escape being brutally decapitated by his mother.

10/10 GOTY