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"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it
weren't for other people"
-- Blore
😲
Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
And if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord that I won't flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones in the study hall.
Tell my teacher I've done my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
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The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm,
Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate
Planning."
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To err is human, to purr feline.
To err is human, two curs canine.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
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OR, a magical cow with the same climbing properties as a spider and can shoot arrows and blow up your house.
(Reason for 1st post, lost my old account)
SpookE (Aidan) 24 Aug @ 4:29am Delete
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FluffE (Thomas) 18 hours ago
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of intense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx