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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 1:49pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:25pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 8:29am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 7:31am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 8:53am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:47pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 9:07am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 1:46pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:16am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 6:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 11:36am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 1:38pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 11:36am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:02am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 2:43pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 11:58am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 12:44pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 8:15am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 6:43am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 9:26am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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