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16.1 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
FPS stable around 70-80 for me, no stuttering, or huge dips in frame rate. The controls are very intuitive and the game looks fantastic. Great port IMO.
Posted 28 March, 2023.
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1.5 hrs on record
I played the game for 91 minutes and for 91 minutes my hand was held in a way that bordered on disrespectful - there is no reason to have the entire game stop, black "cut scene" bars and everything to say "This is a Bridge". The Narrator talks INCESSANTLY, even with his frequency set to 0.

The combat is stale and on the hardest difficulty the first few combat sequences were easily bested by spamming low-effort combos or powers.

For people saying this game is "beautiful" - your standards are trash. This game maxed out and playing at 100fps looks about on par with Far Cry 3, a game that came out in 2012. Environments are sparse as you'll enter empty rooms for no other reason than to walk to another door and then to a hallway and then to another door with literally nothing scattered around as a means to populate the environment - just empty rooms and empty halls with spoopy vines everywhere... real creative devs.

To be honest, the stale combat and lackluster environments could have been overlooked if the Narrator would just shut the f--k up and let me play the game.
Posted 25 May, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
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1.7 hrs on record
I wish I could ignore the dialogue and writing. I really wish I could.

It feels like this whole game was written by a 15 year old meatball with a fedora collection. Literally every line is pure cringe fuel.

TBH, I don't think the writers for this game have ever had sex, or even has a strong idea of how sex works. Seeing as how sex is the entire basis of the game, this game was doomed to fail from the beginning.
Posted 24 December, 2019.
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31.2 hrs on record
EA actually did something right. One of the best STAR WARS titles I've played!
Can confirm 100% no micro transactions or paid content beyond a Deluxe Edition of the game.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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