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This game is great.
You break into my house,
I wait on the other side of the door, holding on to the ceiling, hanging there.
Naked.
The first thing you see is my dangling sandy meat.
The Acorn.
You leave my home. Your nudity settings changed.

Excellent game. Would quickly put a hole through your crown again.

If you want to be reminded of how quickly you are aging, play this.

Let me tell you folks, I've played many games in my time, tremendous games, the best games. But let me tell you something about Betrayal Beach, folks. It's a disaster, an absolute disaster. Total betrayal, believe me. I was expecting something fantastic, something truly amazing. But what did I get? A beach full of betrayal, that's what.

First off, the graphics are a joke. I've seen better graphics on my kid's drawing pad, believe me. And don't get me started on the gameplay. It's like they took all the fun out of gaming and replaced it with disappointment.

In the vast, uncharted realms of space, we soar,
Helldivers, brave, from orbit's door to foreign floor.
With armor gleaming, our valor uncontained,
Against the Terminids, our victories are gained.

Daddy leads with armor white, gold trim shining bright,
A beacon of our strength, in the darkest night.
Nomad, cloaked in black and yellow, stands,
A shadow striking fear across the alien lands.

Giant bugs, the Terminids, with mandibles and might,
Face our wrath, as we descend into the fight.
Swift and sure, our weapons sing the song of their demise,
Under foreign skies, our battle cries arise.

Across the galaxy, from planet to starlit planet,
Our mission clear, our resolve, we do not panic.
For we are Helldivers, in unity, we stand,
Guardians of humanity, protectors of the land.

In the realm of battle, fierce and grand,
Where strategy and might should stand,
Came Dawn of War, the third in line,
A fall from grace, a steep decline.

Not the clash of armies vast,
But echoes of a MOBA past.
League of Legends' shadow cast,
A genre shift, too vast, too fast.

Crafted by hands, once praised, revered,
Now scorned by those who once cheered.
Pink-haired developers, so it's claimed,
From the halls of strategy, sadly maimed.

For soyboys, maybe, a joyful spree,
But for stalwarts, a tragedy.
Gone the depth, the lore, the fight,
Just a flicker, then fades to night.

So mourn we now, this bitter dawn,
A war that's lost, a battle gone.
Dawn of War III, in infamy rests,
A testament to misguided quests.

This is just overwatch with a "woke feminist operators" mod, with a 'hint' of Tom Clancy.
Kind of like reading the summary to a Tom Clancy book and the only thing you remembered was the lack of females and that rainbow six meant you had to have at least 6 LGBT characters.
Not a bad game if you like being electrocuted everytime you jump through a window.
I rate it a 10 out of 5 except you swap the 10 with the 5.

Fantastic game. Just keep going until you accidentally blow yourself up.

Fantastic game. Nothing else like it.
Get a bow and practice like hell with it.
Be nice to horse.
Do alchemy.

Just play the mod for Arma 2, It's better.