There's this king, and he calls on the shepherd's boy and he asks him: "How many seconds are in an eternity?".

The shepherd's boy says: "There's a mountain of pure diamond, it takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the mountain, and when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed."

Now, every few seconds of eternity there comes an idea that is truly revolutionary. I have made one such thing, no, we have made one such thing.

A wise man once said that the average human anus can stretch up to eight inches, and that the average racoon can fit into openings as small as four, so at any given time two racoons could be inside your ass. I will take this further beyond.

The average human weighs 140 pounds. The average racoon weighs 15. A racoon is therefore by weight 9.3 times smaller than a human. The average house mouse weighs, believe it or not, on average 0.05 pounds. This means that a mouse is 300 times smaller than a racoon by weight. 300 divided by 9.3 is just over 32, this means that a racoon could therefore fit just over 32 times the number of mice in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, compared to how many racoons could fit into the human ass.

Since two racoons can fit into the average human ass and a racoon is capable of smuggling a whopping 64 mice into the average human ass, two racoons could effectively act as troop transports for 128 mice to invade a human anus.